Sword "Staff"

A status piece more than an actual weapon for hacking and slashing, the Sword 'Staff' is wielded by male Wizards who like to play at being warriors. The designer, Ronald Dump, is said to have had an inferiority complex and sold these pieces to other male Wizards who shared his feelings of ineptitude. While this Sword is technically a staff, and I have an obligation to include it in this book, in my opinion it has no right to be here. There is nothing exquisite in its design, and only encourages violence in a place where we have Cosmic beings who have transcended beyond that. I will say no more on the subject.